Full Pensieve is a gerontology professor turned mid-level corporate tool who lives in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota with Madam Pensieve and Young Master Pensieve amongst Muggles and other ne\'er-do-wells.  In his secret wizarding life, he is the author of three self-help books [the most recent and best-read being Wicked Witches and the Wizards Who Love Them] that have climbed as high as #8 on the Flourish and Blotts/Obscurus Press Non-Fiction Best Seller List.  Drawn in by the semi-fictional Harry Potter lore recently popularised in the Muggle world, he has partially completed two lengthy works loosely based on the lives of these well-known wizarding figures, as well as a series of short pieces - two of which that also tie to the works of the well-known American wizard Dr. Seuss; another satirizing the works of the infamous English wizard John Cleese; and still another tied to the mythic Muggle character Winnie-the-Pooh.

Harry Potter and the Years of Rebellion has been called "richly written", "character-driven", "absurdly long", and "the best bathroom read I\'ve had in years".  Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux has been described variously as "terse", "dark", "spartan", and "wholly unexpected from a writer as pathologically verbose as Full Pensieve".  Read on and draw your own conclusions.